What the #*$^@&!!!!
Okay, so I’m at Starbucks… and as some of you know, I’m not a fan of public bathrooms to begin with (something about being vulnerable in public… I may explain sometime), but this place just killed me. I’m sitting there minding my own “business” (no pun intended) and I suddenly discovered that Starbucks has motion activated lights. I’ll admit, this was somewhat disturbing. So now I’m sitting in the dark minding my own business, and trying desperatly of a way to create enough motion to turn the lights back on. Then I remembered… oh yeah, I have a cell phone. So there I am in the dark, in a bathroom, waving an open cell phone in the air frantically trying to turn on the lights. Then…… ILLUMINATION! I felt really, incredibly dumb. But I still bought some coffee.