What the #*$^@&!!!!

Okay, so I’m at Starbucks… and as some of you know, I’m not a fan of public bathrooms to begin with (something about being vulnerable in public… I may explain sometime), but this place just killed me.  I’m sitting there minding my own “business” (no pun intended) and I suddenly discovered that Starbucks has motion activated lights.  I’ll admit, this was somewhat disturbing.  So now I’m sitting in the dark minding my own business, and trying desperatly of a way to create enough motion to turn the lights back on.  Then I remembered… oh yeah, I have a cell phone.  So there I am in the dark, in a bathroom, waving an open cell phone in the air frantically trying to turn on the lights.  Then…… ILLUMINATION!  I felt really, incredibly dumb.  But I still bought some coffee.

 Adam

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~ by xristosdomini on April 27, 2007.

3 Responses to “What the #*$^@&!!!!”

  1. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    Sounds like you had a remarkable combination of movement and no movement… I am amazed.

  2. see i tried making it look like a sign from God…but neeevermind…you just aren’t too bright …oh i totally crack me up lol

  3. I think the punchline here is that I felt dumb as a post, but no so dumb that I wasn’t deterred from buying something. Maybe it is a sign…

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