Viagra for Terrorists

“Hey, it’s our good friend Tehrani Bob!  Tehrani Bob is enjoying his newfound respect from the Superpowers down the street, thanks to brand new WMD (Bombieus Nuclearious)!  If you are one of the more than 200 million poor, shut-ins that have a listless feeling of not being important, thanks to WMD, there is still hope of being able to establish your own world empire.  So start developing WMD today, and you too can grow some new found respect!  WMD is not for everyone, including those who actually want to be a trusted member of the “global community”, those who are disenfrachised, bitter, or may become bitter due to feeling unimportant, or those bordering a superpower.  Some of those developing WMD have an elevated risk of coming under attack or high political pressure.  If you experience complete isolation in trade agreements and international politics lasting longer than 4 years, seek immediate aid from the United Nations.  Ask your doctor before acquiring WMD if you have a history of mental illness.  WMD… Viagra for Terrorists and Tyrants alike…”

(Author’s Note:  the inspiriation or lack thereof for this post came from “Enzyte” commercials featuring “our good friend Bob!”  Erectile Disfunction is not funny (usually), and is not the point or subject matter of this post.)

Adam

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~ by xristosdomini on December 18, 2007.

4 Responses to “Viagra for Terrorists”

  1. Okay, I said I wasn’t going to go there, but I gotta……

    That “four hour” warning that comes on perscriptions like Viagra (ladies might not get this… guys, hang on)… I don’t get it. If I have something of that nature because I was on “that pill”, the last thing I want to do is tell somebody. Can you imagine that conversation with the doctor? “What’s wrong today?” “uhm… it won’t go down…” “What?” “I took the miracle blue pill for the middle aged man…” “And it won’t go down?” “…no…” “and that’s a problem why?”

    But then again, I asked a guy I worked with (a long time ago) about this subject… His answer? “Are you kidding? If it lasts four hours, I’m taking pictures to show all my drunk buddies! ‘Dude! You won’t believe this!’ ‘Trippy, dude…'”

    To each his own, I guess… at least, that’s the hope.

    Adam

  2. Dude.
    Does your mother know about this?
    🙄

  3. Um… yuck. TMI.

  4. yes….. yes, she does….

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