Scared?

I recieved this from a friend of mine recently, and found it most enjoyable.  If you just need something that only kind of makes sense, and is worth at least a couple chuckles, get a load of this.

For everyone suffering from Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia (fear of the number 666), I hope you laugh a little when you read this:

666 Biblical Number of the Beast
668 Neighbor of the Beast
670 Round Number of the Beast
DCLXVI Roman Numeral of the Beast
666.0000 Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666 Number of the Millibeast
1/666 Common Denominator of the Beast
666[-/(-1)] Imaginary Number of the Beast
1010011010 Binary of the Beast
29A Hexidecimal of the Beast
-666 Negative Number of the Beast
00666 Zip Code of the Beast
$665.95 Retail Price of the Beast
$699.25 Price of the Beast plus 5% State Sales Tax
$769.95 Price of the Beast, with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 Wal-Mart Price of the Beast
$646.66 Next week’s Wal-Mart Price of the Beast
Phillips 666, Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666, Way of the Beast
665: Older Brother of the Beast
667: Younger Sister of the Beast
6-6-6, Fertilizer of the Beast
666 lb. cap Weight Limit of the Beast
666 F, Oven Temperature for Cooking Roast “Beast”
666k Retirement Plan of the Beast
666 mg, Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.66% 5-Year CD Rate at First Beast National Bank — $666 minimum deposit.
1-800-666-6666 Toll Free Number of the Beast
1-666-666-6666 Phone & FAX Number of the Beast
Lotus 6-6-6 Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66, Word Processor of the Beast
166686 CPU of the Beast
666i BMW of the Beast
666-66-6666 Social Security Number of the Beast
666.AC.com URL of the Beast
IAM666 License Plate Number of the Beast
Formula 666, All Purpose Cleaner of the Beast
WD-666 Spray Lubricant of the Beast
66.6 MHz FM Radio Station of the Beast
666 Kttz AM Radio Station of the Beast

Have fun,

Adam

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~ by xristosdomini on February 13, 2008.

4 Responses to “Scared?”

  1. What? All that, and no punchline?
    I suggest you deep-666 it.

  2. actually, it’s supposed to be a bunch of punchlines with no obvious joke. Its random ways to use the number 666 or some close facsimile…

  3. “$665.95 Retail Price of the Beast”…Too funny…. Although, for faves I think I’m leaning toward “Formula 666, All Purpose Cleaner of the Beast”. Then again, “667 younger sister of the Beast” is pretty cool, too… Maybe I don’t have a fave…

  4. I kind of liked the Hexidecimal and the neighbor… How would you like to have that address?

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