My Mother is an Android with Ambitions of Global Conquest!
Proof? You dare ask for PROOF?! See for yourself! Just look at her photographic escapades and see for yourself! These “pictures” evoke too much emotion… the lighting is too right! If you stare for too long you will be hypnotized by the bio-chemical reactions caused by too much asthetic stimulation! Beware… BEWARE! She says she has CONNECTIONS!